They only told Toy Story 3 once before now, etc., so the full statement would be "Toy Story 1 told for a 4th time, Toy Story 2 told for a 3rd time, and Toy Story 3 told for a 2nd time, "Toy gets lost. Will Ryan as Petrie 3. Genesis 3 New International Version (NIV) The Fall. • Well, that’s your fault for packing all that neutronium. Toy must get back. But Grandma, you’ve been blind for fifteen years. During conversations about #MeToo, I find myself thinking often about time, perhaps most directly because the call of #MeToo was answered in 2018 by #TimesUp.This subsequent movement had its own share of problems, from questions about individual actors to pertinent criticism of Hollywood’s celebrity machine. ”And don’t get me started on the weird shit that lives in the ocean... “. I’m with her, nothing in this chapter has been that funny. When in fact, it was her uncle’s half-cousin’s stepson. She didn’t want to see the shapes, but she did. Especially since none of you dino-term spouting lizards know what a star is. The series adapts the film series, but with a twist: a human girl named Aylene ends up transported to the world that Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, Ducky, and Spike inhabit, and becomes good friends with them, going on numerous adventures with them. This Earth, before everything else. 10/3 c22 ChipmunkOfOz Interesting story. 8/7 c1 Guest Not only is Aylene a sister figure to Littlefoot, she is also a daughter figure to his mother, and Aylene also sees Littlefoot's mother as her mother figure and mentor. By which time it had already been thoroughly ruined. Petrie: Me could have tell you that! by ConcernedGamer » Sat Jun 30, 2018 10:51 am, Return to “Shitposting, Parodies and Dumb Shit”, Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest, So, any of you guys remember The Land Before Time? Gabriel Damon as Littlefoot 2. You’d think the development of the thing inside wouldn’t matter much, and would in fact have an inverse effect since random proteins are easier to process than sinew and bones and such, but you’d be wrong. Look, once again I stand behind some new elements and ideas while maintaining the platform of the OGs and what makes Dinosaurs so amazing if executed right, however just to get these logical thoughts to everyone, humans in the retelling films would be a huge mistake and I just can't get behind this idea. “Gawk at the occasional long-neck hatchings, perhaps, but never play!”. A Narrow Escape. The official community for the only anime site worth a damn! Let’s get started! He first appears when Littlefoot, Petrie, Cera, Ducky and Spike are riding a log across the Big Water to try to get back to the shore on the mainland. Come aboard and find out! TBA. They all lived happily in their little town Storybrooke. I think we’ve just been treated to the first ever ‘Yo mama so fat’ joke in existence. Or maybe we’ve been in Germany all along? The Land Before Time Boat Adventure Is A Boat Ride In The Great Vally Area Of The Park At That Opened With Universal Studios Detroit And Aslo At Universal Studios Williamsburg And Universal Studios Lake George. According to Chomper and Ruby, Red Claw is the biggest and meanest sharptooth of all time. Here’s The Land Before Time Retold - Chapter 1, Two Worlds. I would have worn that as a badge of honor. Yes, ‘tis I. What about you, AwkwardFerret, what are your thoughts on this thing so far? Or the author could just be clueless. ”Your training is almost complete, Aylene, but you are not ready yet”, Made cookies, knitted quilts, invaded Poland…. I’m trying to imagine that color but my brain refuses to conceptualize something so ugly. Please enable Cookies and reload the page. That decent Don Bluth movie with the fugly dinosaurs that got a billion sequels over the next thirty years for no particularly good reason, plus a TV show nobody watched? Well, at least now we know why Grandma went blind! Littlefoot: I think I know who Doc is! Toy meets new toys. As far as world-jumping goes, at least in a post-apocalypse I can hope to still use a toilet bowl. Let’s just hope next time he’ll insult her for breathing. If the party is mounted, these rates can be doubled. Introducing Bulk Slamchest in the role of Derek Lastname! Next you’ll probably tell me you were born in a different time period than you feel you should have. Did you know Cleopatra was born closer to the opening of Pizza Hut than the construction of the Great Pyramids? So many invigorating conversations about Carl Gustav XIV, lost out on…. Grandma finally entrusts the family heirloom to Aylene, so that she may one day kill Superman. Cera: What's to know? But now, they have new challenges to face. 3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. Red Claw is aggressive, angry, vicious and mean and he likes to chase and try and kill other dinosaurs. I consider it rather harmless, but that’s precisely what I need. Suddenly, he sees a Swimming Sharptooth, and jumps up to the surface, quickly clinging onto Cera's nose horn. Well, you guys didn’t think we’d just leave it at one chapter, did you? Guess whose name won’t ever be mentioned outside of this chapter. He immediately slayed everybody except Aylene to measure his abilities and leave a witness to his carnage. Until one day, when a new threat appeared, unlike anything they had ever seen before, casting an evil curse over the land. This was a rather progressive commentary on abortions and planned parenthood for its time. Will Aylene finally enter the world of dinosaurs? Dammit, woman, she’s dressed for the trip already, do you expect her to put on makeup, too? Quirks, huh? Good one, ma’am, I’m sure your son is going to be a hit with all the dinosaur ladies with that name. That will mean buying two more animals, either camels or ponies. Something that’s kind of inaccurate today, but maybe this guidebook is also trying to patch up the several million year gaps between all the characters’ species the movie ignored. A tv-series, 14 games, and just as many movies, of which the latest came out in 2016. Ducky: That is what Cera said; he is a lone dinosaur. A güiro. Look, I know you are five years old, kid, but you should really consider not being homeschooled if you don’t know the word for your own kind yet. If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. Performance & security by Cloudflare, Please complete the security check to access. This is my design of Land Before Time retold, with some additional characters. Well, I really must say, I’m not terribly impressed. He's a squinty-eyed old Longneck with no friends. Follow/Fav Land Before Time: Time of Great Giving Retold By: Elise Lowing A trio of rival bullies, a drought spreading throughout the Valley, forest fires that threaten to wipe out their home, and now knowing they are carnivores' "most wanted", Littlefoot, Aylene, Cera, Pertie, Ducky, and Spike will need all their courage to overcome the challenges that lie ahead of them. I think Happyfeet here is a bit of a slow dino. You know from the fanfictions like sharptooth returns and land before time retold.) Will things finally actually happen? Personality:head strong,compassionate,caring,outspoken,aggressive,protective,supportive, mighty,intimidating,motherly,adventurous. a 10 and the ir Retold by Michael Morpurgo Candy Huston as Cera 4. “The power of my Stand, 「Bull’s Eye」, allows me to hit any target!”. Download books for free. (I know the size of ostafrikasaurus is smaller than T rex, but in this OC page it's bigger,longer,and slightly taller than sharptooth. Land Before Time Retold is a series of The Land Before Time Fan Fics written by Avatar Emerald, now Elise Lowing. Please tell me it doesn’t. Well, that should just about cover the first, astonishingly boring chapter! As they say in writing, the first chapter is the most important, and our author has dropped the ball off the Burj Khalifa building. Wait, this doesn’t have sex in it, right? I feel like we’re fifty years too late for a better fanfic, where Grandma used the stone to go into a dimension with a bit more intrigue and excitement than ‘Oregon Trails: Dinosaur Edition’. No, wait, here’s a better game. I don’t know why you’re wrong, but you are. So, boys are trivial and uninteresting? Well, maybe if you stopped giving each other silly names derived from physical features to perpetuate segregation, you’d start liking each other. Are you sure other kids aren’t just making fun of you because you swim in hiking sandals? And that reason is called the death of subtlety. Mu is a legendary lost continent.The term was introduced by Augustus Le Plongeon, who used the "Land of Mu" as an alternative name for Atlantis.It was subsequently popularized as an alternative term for the hypothetical land of Lemuria by James Churchward, who asserted that Mu was located in the Pacific Ocean before its destruction. by AwkwardFerret » Tue May 08, 2018 10:20 pm, Post Kid, leave the philosophy to Max, will ya? Surely, this will provide sustenance to an enormous three-horned beast! I hope Rebecca was okay with Aylene’s dramatic expositional staring and name-murmuring quirk over photos she specifically brings along with her to look at every day. This mock is a bit of a foreign element for me, not only for the fact that this is my first fully shared mock, but for once I’m mocking something that doesn’t have sex scenes in it. I guess this is what passes for entertainment in the Trijuracretaceous period. Anyway, Land Before Time Retold is seemingly your run-of-the-mill Mary Sue self-insert fanfic, unashamedly riding the canon railroad with a meaningless ‘original’ character wedged in edgewise. He tells … That’s just the author’s old VHS tape of the movie in need of replacement. Garden slugs is where it’s at. * ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: It's revealed by Doc that he and Elaine fought Sharptooth, but then Elaine vanished for a hundred years (her Time Stone stopped working). Still fresh off his high from imagining pulling pigtails, her brother was ready to let the readers know that he was not supposed to be likeable. That’s not relevant, but it’s a lot more interesting than some random girl reading kiddie books about dinosaurs. Hello, character whose purpose was to die in this movie. The Night Land: A Story Retold is a magnificent retelling of a really classic bit of early pulp scifi. Cera: I'm also the one who is not going to save you the next time if you run away again!GOT IT!? Well that’s a relief. Once upon a time there was a young girl. Save yours truly, of course! Their boxes had been made from recycled cardboard and tinfoil, just to hammer in who the Mary Sue in this story was. No way. Who would have thought her brother Derek to have had so much blood in him. I dunno, man, ever since they started getting feathers they’ve kinda fallen out of fashion. I thought it was just the two of them, the hell did they come from? Shouldn't that be "Toy Story 1 told for a 4th time."? Wait, they’ve got a whole herd with them? “No shit, who else did you think it belonged to, the Pope?”. This idea is a meteorite misfire idea for a Land Before Time. They all lived happily in their little town Storybrooke. Littlefoot: No. The dinosaurs from "The Land Before Time" movies go on another sing-along adventure. • 8/29 c14 Guest I am in tears right now great chapter. Something not slathered in lust and pure ego-stroking wish-fulfilment through the lemons I’m encountering in my current mocks. 13 Comments. How five young dinosaurs forged a friendship and braved the wilderness back to the ones they love. And that’s the story of how he got the most embarrassing name since ‘Gaylord’. The first chapter is mostly just clumsy exposition, transparently obvious setups for various plot devices, and a handful of scenes copied straight from the movie so directly you could probably use it as the actual script. She was on a page that talked about a long-necked dinosaur that was called an Apatosaurus. Will she suffocate due to the excessive oxygen the period is known for? The Story Retold: A Biblical-Theological Introduction to the New Testament | G. K. Beale, Benjamin L. Gladd | download | Z-Library. 5K Views. Talk about time dilation. Your IP: 5.187.54.112 I would never have guessed that a long-neck would come out of a long-neck egg. The fact that they started walking at sunrise, however, meant they would end up back where they started. Are you sure they aren’t just mentally lamenting the broken hearts and failed promises, when Miss Long-neck stood up Mr. Three-horn at the great Paleo Ball during their mesozoic years? “If we walk in a straight line long enough we’re bound to find, “Yes, Littlefoot, I saw the Great Valley, and because it was so wonderful, I decided to leave it for the once mediocre and now barren wasteland you see around us.”. The Land Before Time Coloring Book: Great 25 Illustrations for Kids (2020) Leon Books. I’ll just try and come to terms with the fact, that I’m reading the beginning of a fanfic saga written by someone who doesn’t know what ‘blowing a raspberry’ is. Cloudflare Ray ID: 60fb03537f03ffc4 The Gang is back! Doesn’t this Bambi moment kind of conflict with how Littlefoot is told everyone keeps to their own herd, and the never-before seen feat of the different kids coming together later? 53 Favourites. The Land Before Time retold. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’? Well, then, Elise Lowing might like a word with you, since she’s written a whole. Hey, if they’re still making sequels, might as well, right? Until one day, when a new threat appeared, unlike anything they had ever seen before, casting an evil curse over the land. Once upon a time there was a young girl. For the longest time she thought it was called a Brontosaurus. The Land Before Time Retold: Another Human VortexLord. I know it’s early, but I am not impressed by this fanfic by what I’ve seen of it so far. What? Aylene’s charred skeletal remains were found later that day. I mean, who won’t benefit from travelling to a dimension without modern benefits, safety and no humans to interact with? Clearly she should have considered keeping a low profile when attending Creationist High. Judith Barsi as Ducky Will Chapter 2 get things back on track? It looked like just a old neckless. What will become of our heroine next time when she discovers the power of her gift? Let’s play a game of ‘guess which of these items won’t be relevant for the rest of this fanfic’. “I only managed to talk her down to two goat sacrifices this time.”, “Into the room that says ‘Sexual Torture Dungeon’?”. The franchise oddly enough won’t follow the example set by the dinosaurs and go extinct. There’s an MHA joke in here somewhere…. He soon found that walking around on just his hindlegs was trivial, though. Eat the leaf like your mother told you to, so you survive your journey! I mean, yeah, there’s dinosaurs and more oxygen and shit, but fundamentally it’s still the same place. Then you will have to march 2.5 squares to the west, before reaching the caves. If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. An important enough event to get capitalized. Well, unsurprisingly, Chapter 2 wasn’t very good either. The Night Land: A Story Retold is a magnificent retelling of a really classic bit of early pulp scifi. Come aboard and find out! Here’s The Land Before Time Retold - Chapter 1, Two Worlds. You get a real feel for the far future world in which the Sun has gone out and the Earth is wracked with the aftermath of multiple apocalypses- the death of the Sun, the blasting of the hundred-mile-deep canyon, the eruption of the supernatural and the arrival of monsters. You’ve barely been alive for five minutes and it’s already the most obvious thing in the world. Toy Story 1, 2, and 3 retold for a 4th time. 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